mikueagerloverevenge:

コスガタin朱鷺メッセ1　緋雨ちるみさん

Enny Rich, Enny Rich, Enny FUCKING Rich. How my husband loves you. I may as well jump off the bridge and land in Canada if my husband keeps this up. It’s always you. Pretty face. Pretty everything. Funny. Cute. Gamer. How he obsesses over you and your perfectness.

He accuses me of unfriending her from his profile. Uh, I don’t even know your password. Besides, why would you be so secretive of adding her if you didn’t have something to hide?

You don’t let me have any guy friends at all. Yet you know how much I hate you talking with this girl.

What a nice thing to wake up to. I hope she chokes on your dick.

obeytherise:

my tumblr pet peeves:

• automatic playing music
• music that automatically starts
• when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
• that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
• music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

christgoldman:

Years of thrice-daily masturbation.

dailyfatspiration:

Because merely tolerating is simply NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

imaslytherinbitch:

newkidssonmycock:

bratz

crying

youcouldfakeamelody:

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

glowingelephant:

slayingdarkness-withbelief:

siempre-chill:

• what the fuck should I make for dinner

• what the fuck should I listen to now

• what the fuck should I do today

• what the fuck should I do with my life

• where the fuck should I go for drinks

• what’s the fucking weather

omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this post is great times 100 omg

Holy fuck I never have to wonder for anything ever again.

this is good.  very good.

um-i-forgot:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IT’S A BABY POLAR BEAR BEING TICKLED. 

Okay, carry on.